My favorite part about that scene is the ridiculous delivery from Janeane Garofalo when she goes "HEY NEIL WHAT'S UP"

I prefer a parrot with a little more metal

going back and upvoting all of your jokes now, Mr. Shemper

or Astrophysics

OK, stop. I feel like I'm watching regional theatre, you guys. GOD! Am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something? Your craft is a muscle, you need to exercise it. Take a break and think about what you've done.

Ah…. so it is…. and it isn't…..

You mean journal?

It's weird how I didn't react to the scene at all the first time, and now it literally gets funnier every time I watch it, to the point where I'm now grinning just from remembering it.

THE PHONE, THE PHONE - WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE?!

Well I wanna dip my balls in it

hey kid…
EAT THE FUCKIN' CORN AND SHUT YOUR TRAP

Bloaty's… Bloaty's… Bloaty's Pizza Hog…

Enough, stop quoting that terrible movie

Yeah, the ones starring NOT Matthew Broderick

enjoy your van, I just called the internet police

Isn't there a wildly popular trilogy about 4 guys who get so drunk they can't forget the night bef- Found it. Yeah, I was right…

it's "It Stinks!" with enthusiasm

Waiting for the inevitable James Franco Cameo

"WE DON'T LIKE YOU BOOSTER"

I said PUT. UP. YOUR. DUKES.