I’m a Pats fan, and I look forward to this article every year. It’s hilarious, shows more of Drew than he realizes, and is pretty accurate in some regards.

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

Andy Reid is to clock management what Donald Trump is to minority outreach

Football would require black people to live in Portland which I’m pretty sure is still illegal there.

Half the country doesn’t agree with Holtz or Trump. That’ll be clear come Election Day. Trump represents a very vocal and boisterous minority.

Welp, looks like I’ve got to update my “graves to piss on” list.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

It’s puzzling to me how many people are acting like this is new information. Or like Hilary Clinton is somehow more responsible for Bill Clinton’s behavior than Bill Clinton is.

Obvious comment is obvious.

Will add Bud highlight clips and update!

Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

That’s the logical conclusion yes. But to think like a Trump supporter you need to add some bigotry, fear mongering and entitlement and then you’ll realize that affirmative action is just taking things from hard working white people and giving it to black people who don’t deserve it because black people get to have…

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I joke with my wife that I’m going to let our son watch Deadwood. He’s going to learn the bad words eventually. By watching Deadwood, at least he will learn to speak eloquently while using them.

The more recent Disney movies where the princess actually is the mistress of her own fate (Brave, Frozen, to an extent Tangled) are a lot better in that regard. My daughter has some Barbies and plenty of Disney stuff, but prefers the more gender-neutral Pixar movies to traditional Disney princess flicks. Also, she…

If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.