Trump breathes oxygen like the rest of us but he exhales pure bullshit.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

I’m genuinely curious about whether or not the average reader gets the reference. Is Colorado Springs’ shittiness that broadly-understood?

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

Bengals fan here. This is truly the highlight of season for me.

·Frankly, fuck my team too.

The Tennessee Titans are one of those generic teams that played against the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday. Not one of the ones that made the playoffs.

This is what our divided nation needs to bring us together. We can all agree on one thing: fuck everyone else’s team.

And the women aren’t much better.

The state of Tennessee is like one big Hooters, except with less teeth and a lot more midsection showing.

Jesus I have never been so happy to see an article in my entire life. As an Eagles fan this is all I have to look forward too for the NFL season

Seriously. If we had to rely on my husband's income, we would need government assistance. Instead, we live quite comfortably, thankyouverymuch.

Seems like at the rnc acknowledging race and gender means they would then have to also acknowledge their own racism, sexism, homophobia, so best to erase all differences entirely.

True. Some of the garbage might be from scientific journals. I'm sure they've been throwing those away like crazy.

Hmm so i guess melania is no longer the model immigrant now that the campaign has disavowed her. I wonder if this was an intentional act of sabotage carried out by melania? I don’t think she really wants to be First Lady.

No, probably also better and more informative

I think the convention would be better if instead of talking- everyone on stage just lit garbage on fire and hurled it at the audience.

I would gladly vote for Jesus, but like actual Jesus not the Republican fictional Jesus that loves guns and hates the gays.

The press is way, way, too easy on him. They need to start taking things seriously, ffs.