I had a copy of the wedding dress he designed for Funny Face made for my wedding dress.

How awful for her that maybe she didn’t want to have sex as much with that gross orange gasbag in the last trimester of her pregnancy. That’s surely how he justified it. I loathe him so much.

This is so true, sadly. I have one particular Trump-voting relative (among many, holidays are fun!), and for her it’s all about the babies. The unborn babies. And the biggest fight we have had in the midst of this is when she passionately hung onto the belief that Hillary said abortions at 9 months were OK. I’m…

The evangelicals will blame his wife for not giving herself to him when he needed it.

Counterpoint: You know what this isn’t? Abortion. This is not abortion. Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton

His base is the lowest-common denominator. His base will think this is awesome. His base thinks this makes him look like a stud. And the evangelicals who comprise his other supporters will look the other way like the hypocrites they already are about so many, many other things.

I’m not optimistic, given that Vance is just the third permanent holder of the office since 1942 (there was an acting and an interim in there for about 18 months, cumulatively, in the early 70s). I’m not sure if any other office gives such advantages to incumbents. Which is too bad, because Cy is...

I wrote in my friend who’s an ADA in the Bronx (who honestly would be a fantastic DA), although honestly I could have written in virtually any lawyer I know and it would be an upgrade over Cy.

This should be the top comment. Fuck Cy Vance sideways. Dude could’ve ended the Trumps and got bought off for a surprisingly small amount instead. If there was any justice in this world he’d be sharing a cell with Harvey.

So what you’re saying is, forget it. Cy Vance is a corrupt piece of shit who will sell out the legal system for a buck.

Ah you mean the DA Cy Vance who elected not to bring charges against him 3 years ago, despite having an audio recording of him apologizing to the victim.

Vance is a crooked motherfucker. We probably wouldn’t have the current moron in the White House if Vance hadn’t taken a bribe from the Trump Organization to drop felony fraud charges against Ivanka and Junior.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

This right here, good lord.

I was in Duane Reade earlier this week, and this guy was standing in front of one of the frozen cases, door open, and was just coughing away. A wet, gross cough. Not even trying to put his hand over his mouth. I was so grossed out, didn’t get half the stuff I wanted, had to leave. I mean, what in the actual fuck?!?!?!…

That was Isaac Mizrahi, who is obnoxious most every day, but yeah, the idea of “I’m gay so it’s OK that I grope you because it doesn’t really mean anything and aren’t I funny?” is a category unto itself.

On another note: Let’s all rejoice on Sunday night when all we want to do is sit on our couches with a glass of wine and check out what all the ladies are wearing, but we won’t be able to because so many of them will refuse to stop by Seacrest, who always sucked in asking about the fashion anyway.

Translation: ABC gave her a small percentage of American Idol to STFU and stop complaining about another co-host’s divided interests, and now she’s gonna fly the flag no matter what.

I kind of feel like we don’t need to ask every single women who has ever known a man who is accused of sexual misconduct for their opinion on his actions...

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team: