JT: get the fuck out of my state, take these rude, crude, douchebag football fans with you, and get Prince’s name out of your damn mouth.

Oh my godddd I hadn’t even considered him performing his new Old Spice commercial album. But honestly that’d be better than him trying to stunt w/ANYTHING Prince-related.

Come on, Justin. The man just died.

I hope the ghost of Prince rises and causes him to face plant in the middle of his set and then have the entire stage collapse around him.

NFL Network showed a retrospective on that halftime show this week. When the production staff realized it was going to be raining during the halftime show, they broke the news to Prince, figuring he would be upset and want to postpone his performance. His response was, “Can you make it rain harder?”

Can we all just admit that Prince performed the best and quintessential halftime show and maybe just replay that every year?

FYI this is not me giving up, just need to rant.

A wise person once said “We don’t need a Justin Timberlake anymore, we have a Bruno Mars.”

I didn’t tweet for an entire day (busy at work) and my boyfriend legitimately thought something awful had happened to me.

My guess is that all the women suddenly realized that Arie wasn’t going to get any more interesting or attractive, packed their bags, and left.

I bet Michelle wanted to rip off Trump’s arm and beat him to death with it when he touched/pushed her.

Nah. She’s saving that for a book deal and a trip around the talk show circuit.

Same here. I’m not doomed to watch her at all because I have -a- a brain and -b- a TV with other channels on it than CBS (it also has an on/off switch).

I love Big Brother and detest that jackass with a passion. I may watch the first episode or two in the hopes she’s voted out first. If not, then I’ll bail.

Omarosa was a cast member on the reality show The Surreal Life, the same season that co-starred Janice Dickinson and Jose Conseco. Once upon a time I was a photo editor working for the people who made the show and it was my job to show up to the house and organize cast portrait day.

I wondered if she stayed because of visa for her parents, but I don’t think so. They do okay.

When she married the Orange execresence Melania hit the financial jackpot. All she has to do is make an occasional public appearance.