Right, because this is such a well-run administration.

She could get in that house and start signing like a canary about everything she saw, every illegal act and conversation, thereby leading to Trump’s arrest and the saving of our democracy.

Sorry, but she lost me forever when she said people would “bow down” to that piece of crap in the Oval. Her eagerness to stroke his ego buys her zero credibility as a sane or reasonable human being.

But Pacino reeked of Wynn; Garcia didn’t, he was too young and not crazy enough.

My mom and my aunt got seriously pissed at me when I tried to tell them what a phony Ivanka is - they think she’s “poised.” Mom also thinks Eric and Junior Shitbag are “highly educated.” There’s your Trump base, folks. The blind loyalty is un-fucking-believable.

We aren’t really all doomed, because there isn’t enough money on earth to make me watch her in anything. I can’t be alone. Good luck with those ratings, CBS.

Garcia wasn’t Wynn; Pacino in Ocean’s 13 was Wynn.

An NDA can’t be enforced when the information is criminal. I’ve never been a Melania fan, but she holds all the cards right now.

Yes, had forgotten they gave her an Oscar for that. Not a big part and basically the comic relief for the film, so you’re right, body-of-work Oscar.

She’s Helen Hayes! In the original Airport, this is basically exactly what Helen Hayes did, traveled all over the world (from Chicago!) by walking onto planes (she’d hold a man’s wallet and tell the flight attendant her son forgot it and she needed to give it to him; the movie is from 1970, so pre-9/11 days). But I…

I can’t get onboard with Guo Pei - too much of it is gaudy and looks cheaply made, the antithesis of haute couture.

Fact: Shitty bosses come in both genders. No one has ever disputed this.

For every one thing this joke of an administration has done that seems good, they’ve done 10 shitty things we’ll have to live with for generations; and half the time with the good things, you really gotta read the fine print, because the orange gasbag actually had zero to do with it. So you can shove your tweets up…

I just don’t like the narrative that an actual illness might be the reason he’s so hateful. I subscribe to the theory that he’s just simply a shitty human being. And he doesn’t hide it because he’s just stupid - as in he doesn’t read, never bothered to educate himself, doesn’t think it’s necessary stupid.

He’s not mentally ill. He’s a racist. One can be excused. The other cannot.

If you believe the movie, he was talked into it. Then again, I look at Steve Schmidt (who pushed for her) & Co. and look at them as sane members of the GOP these days, so do with that what you will.

One could make the case that the Palin crazy begat the Trump crazy. All roads lead back to Sarah Palin joining the ticket and the GOP becoming a tea-party cesspool.

I actively pray for him to suffer a massive coronary on one of his golf courses. And I will never stop laughing. Seriously.

Never happen. Lesson one from these assholes is that not a single one possesses any sense of shame. Quite the opposite, in fact.

So what’s the alternative?