Can I just say I'm a little mad at her for dropping it so soon after Prince died? Talk about stealing thunder. I needed just a couple more days to process and mourn.

Wait, Lemonade is a “creative tour de force”? This has been decided? Because honestly I thought it a little boring.

When he kisses Wendy near the end of the Purple Rain performance, yep, now I'm actually crying. Crap.

But ... but ... Tay-Tay hasn't written any songs about Jay.

And he hits Apollonia after she says she wants to join Morris Day’s group! Gah, this movie is way too 1984.

I had forgotten about him putting the cassette tape in after the fight with Wendy and Lisa; I’m like, Wait, Wendy and Lisa wrote Purple Rain? What the hell is this movie?

It's also a lot more misogynist than I remember. That girl getting thrown into the dumpster after yelling at Morris Day, damn.

The only white girl that’s been rumored to be with him is some cheap-looking blonde named Casey Cohen, who worked at 1OAK before trying to parlay some reality-TV success.

I had assumed maybe Rihanna was Becky - Rihanna = Rebecca = Becky. Because weren’t there rumors there also?

She should have been told first, and privately. They act like personal friends on the show, and she has said stuff like she loves him like a brother, though maybe that’s just for show. And maybe he didn’t give her that courtesy because he knew what her reaction would be. But the way it was done was uncool.

That wig is easily the worst part of what looks like just a god-awful two hours at the movies.

Is it me or is she also working a Sienna Miller vibe?

Given all the rumors, you can’t help but side-eye the kid’s name.

This is a cover story for a sex sprain, right? Because honestly that makes more sense.

This is seriously the year in which anything Coachella-related only inspires an eyeroll.

Like the world needed another reason to think Rex Ryan is a jerk.

Kinsler has made this play before; strange that you don't see it more often.

Feel like this is the turning-point year in which more people loathe Coachella than love Coachella. If true, good work, everyone.

On Twitter it looks like Cusack is denying this ...

Trump didn’t spend a single day in Colorado leading up to that state’s primary. Not a single day. Which means he knew he wouldn't win and he wasn't going to waste his time or money. And then he whines that the system is stacked against him? What a putz.