Deadspin's library of Goodell portraits is nothing less than magnificent.

I guess we know what Olbermann's opener is going to be today. Not that I disagree with the choice, as Goodell is just a dumb chump who'll unfortunately never be fired. Olbermann is just such a gasbag about it.

I would never want to take a class with this guy, not necessarily bc he comes off sounding like a pompous douche, but more importantly bc he has no concept of the value of time. How long did it take for him to craft all these emails? How much is an hour of his time worth? Yeah, principle and all that, but if he can't…

lol, you're funny.

Dear Dan:

Thank you for this, best laugh of the day. Good gosh Dan Snyder cannot get out of his own way. Hysterical.

I don't disagree with you in spirit (no pun intended); I just prefer to call it by another name: karma. Karma works.

An excellent job of reporting and of establishing the timeline, Diana, thank you for this. My one nagging question: Why did Constand settle? After going through soooo much, after taking such brave steps to bring his criminal behavior to light, why settle? Why not remain steadfast and say, No, I want him to answer for…

Interesting that you place the peace and quiet after the pined-for date with the spouse, priority-wise, and yet - and yet, we see the pined-for date not at all mentioned again in any of these timeslots. Very curious, indeed.

Why was it Osama/Obama in the first place? Why not Bin Laden? This is two fuck-ups, not just one ...

For the very idea that Goodell's evasive crap has managed to turn Rice into a victim, he should be fired, plain and simple. Why isn't this happening?! Good Christ, I love football, but hate the NFL.

I'm going to respectfully disagree with your blanket assessment of Marino. I've had occasion to meet him several times while at work, and he's always been very nice. And as for cheap? No effing way ...

On behalf of these guys, I'd just like to say, "Get rid of Vick, bc karma works, bitches."

He bought the press a round of drinks? I've never wanted the Cubs to go to the World Series more ...

I'm going to respectfully add calamari and fried chicken to your list. I've never experienced either on a plane, but I have experienced both in a movie theater - a much larger, more open space - and each still stunk up the joint.

So, basically, he ages not at all.

As a huge George Harrison fan, I just wanted to say thanks for posting this. It's been a while since I've watched it, and I forgot how glorious it is, from Tom Petty to Jeff Lynne to Prince's solo to Dhani's face. Amazing.

When I have to give my dog her medicine it always turns into Annie Sullivan and Helen Keller on the dining-room floor with the scrambled eggs. This guy's lucky the cute factor is mixed with a healthy dose of roly-poly ...

Everyone who thinks a 9:30 am game is so fucking awesome, please just know that the main reason is so Goodell Greed can wring as many ad-revenue dollars out of the airwaves as humanly possible. Nothing to do with the convenience of your schedule or mine, or the "glory" of all-day football. It's how every last possible…

Actually he'd wear white to draw attention from the bride.