I’m convinced that all these people who hate the Mako so much are just too incompetent to drive it properly. There, I said it.

She’s just as slow in her lighter gear aboard the Normandy, though.

Loving it because Mass Effect but I’m BAFFLED that Shep, an absolute elite warrior, still has less running stamina than me, a person who hates running. Seems like one of the easiest QOL changes to make and they didn’t. I wouldn’t even mind if it was limited in combat, but hoofing it around the Citadel for the…

These are the options for getting duped:

trump is ripping off poor right wing people and they love him for it. Why return their money? Call it Asshole Tax. The tax collected for voting for an Asshole. 

If everybody does their part nobody will ever be able to answer that question because nobody will ever watch the video.

Thoughts & prayers from his college roomate:

From his LinkedIn:

The whole interview is a mess of contradictions and confused messaging that makes me wonder just why the hell they ever wanted to make this game once, let alone twice, so you should definitely go read the full thing over on Polygon.

lol this Tamte cunt literally got paid by the CIA to make training simulations for the CIA and FBI. I’m sure this won’t have any politics, guys.

This guy absolutely has some weird nazi-adjacent (if we’re lucky) tattoo on his body, guaranteed. Absolutely sounds like every guy I’ve ever met who just happens to weirdly be into viking runes despite having zero nordic ancestry.

I have a wheelbarrow. It has a teeny tiny tire with the warning “not for highway use” on it.

No, it is funnier for Homer to have seen something so completely random before than it is for Homer to remember something he has just seen!

jesus christ, the comment you’re replying to literally mentions “plus sized characters” and you type out all this?

I just want you to know that when I read that she’s played Snake Eater my eyes welled up. That is awesome.

You are amazing, Ash. By far one of the most personally touching and awesome pieces I’ve ever read. The impact these games and -specifically- this song changed me forever. You are just so great. I cried happy tears basically from paragraph 2 on!

This was a great read, you really put in some excellent work here, thank you for doing it!

This is absolutely fantastic. I love both I am the Wind and Snake Eater, and Cynthia’s performance on both are 100% of the reason why they work. Snake Eater especially would be an absolutely ridiculous song if you went by just the lyrics, but Cynthia lends depth and gravitas that knock it out of the park. Thank you…

This is some really great investigative journalism! I never realized that the singer of one of my favorite video game songs was such a mystery. This is the kind of article that I keep coming back to Kotaku for.