“Work With White People”; “Sing, Rap, or Dance”; “Be Magic”; (Pangaean adds) “Let White People Steal Your Story”

Am I the only one that wants a show where the all the empire Troopers just hang out and talk? On the job, off the job and doing whatever it is they do while bemoaning or enjoying their job.

Never Forgetti

I am certain that Lucas had it put into the terms of his sale that the Special Edition Trilogy is the only one that gets to exist now.

Okay, stay with me here.

We’ll still have ranch dressing and Mountain Dew Code Red. We should be fine....

maybe they could set it up like an online challenge....they like the online challenge.....

You’re going to need that

Dude is a glass of warm milk with legs.

I mean, Rey can send a whole fuckin’ light saber through space, so maybe Palpatine can teleport some sperm.

“Immaculate Conception” doesn’t refer to Jesus’ (or anyone’s) birth without a father. It refers to his mother Mary’s birth from two parents, but preserved from sin. Sheesh, y’all, it’s right in wikipedia.

You know there’s just some things that shouldn’t be pictured, unfortunately it’s far too late for me.

“willing to take a torpedo to the reactor core”

I like the guy with the turtleneck except he must have forgotten to wear his gold chain on the outside of it.

As someone who’s highly empathic and needs a lot of sleep to process all that emotional incoming, I think the answer is: Weinstein doesn’t need a lot of sleep. Napoleon didn’t sleep much, and if I remember correctly, Hitler didn’t either. I really think I might be onto something here, like, there is a genuine link…

I think it’s the gruesome version of when people ask me how I find “so much time” to read: I just do. It’s an ingrained part of my existence. Always have a book with me so when I’m waiting in line, on the bus, slow times at work, wherever, I can read.

I hated 13 Reasons but there was a fantastic line about that:

It’s like the old man version of dressing up the high school jock rapist as a nerd who never even heard of sex before.

I see he's adopting the foolproof "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?" criminal defense tactic based on that photo header.