11: Jim Spanfeller.

The last time I visited my hometown, I went into a chicken restaurant and saw one of the guys who still works at that factory. He has to be in his 60s now. His daughter is actually my age and she was trying to tell her dad that I was a tell-it-like-it-is writer who speaks truth to power but her dad interrupted…

Considering all the shit that’s been going on at G/O media, I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of the writers and commenters who have made this one of the best sites on the internet.

Wait... LW#1 thinks the US is “post racism”?

So, now they’ve killed splinterRIP and deadspinRIP.

“[Biden] worked with Barack Obama for five years” 

I doubt, even with everything in this game, that KojiPro would have someone called “theoriginalDONG” or whatever it was running around the game world. I don’t think there were a ton of us but enough that I recognized some Polygon folks and YouTubers like YongYea.

God, this review is amazing. Thanks Heather (and also Tim for the video). Curious though, did you ever encounter Tim’s creations on your server or vice versa?

loosen up Megan & put out a little love to some of these unsung athletes

The smoothness of Ken’s genitals were modeled after Jim Spanfeller

Ken needs to sport a stick.

Jezspin is laser focused on Sticking To Sports. It is my favorite website for the sports ball news.

Stick to sporks:

Still the greatest April Fools switcheroo of all time.

It’s stuff like this that reminds my why I’ll be right here at Kotaku until the lights go out.

Go not gentle into that good night, folks—we’ll be here with you all the way.

...even the assholes who will invariably scream “don’t drag Kotaku into this mess,” not realizing that y’all are owned by the same VC company, and…

Who watches sports when you can just hit refresh on as many autoplaying video ads as possible?

I just know that when I’m enjoying some hot, sticky SPORTS action I don’t like anything else creeping in on my good time. Frumpy orange wannabe dictators, hurricane warnings, global crisises, NONE OF IT!! STICK TO SPROTS!!!

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

God, the glory days of Thighlights.