“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

if it helps i’ve been to the garden and they’re fucking awful

Dude. Ellipses are not the same as periods.

Maybe the bars that decapitated the kid were doing their job, maybe they weren’t. Should it really be up to the media, with its anti-decapitation bias, to decide?

There’s literally a defender in between his legs before his feet touch the ground. GTFO with this nonsense.

What you mean the play where Hezonja landed under him? That’s only not a foul if it’s a Golden State defender stepping under Kawhi Leonard.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

It was a reader email. Simmons replied, “NO”

(Hates self for 2nd post defending Simmons...) It was a “Reader” who sent in that paragraph. Simmons said, “NO.”

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.