Family Guy should have never came back from the first cancellation, I tells ya.

FRNCS SX SCNS CLSS

What a shitty, fucked up attitude about your fellow Americans. Even if a government is corrupt, that doesn’t mean the people don’t need help.

You’re my favorite reviewer.

oh hai unnecessary movie

Yeah, I could have dated Natalie Dormer (thanks AV Club!) but who needs that burden.

Yankovic is too awesome for fox News

Dormer? I barely even knew her.

“butts and everything”

All of this.

It’s as if people who have never faced addiction or have but was able to overcome differently from others just cannot FATHOM how it manhandles your entire being. There’s a lot of hate that goes on with it all and a lot of blame placing, but once you get smacked by reality, have everything taken from you…

Dearest Martha, Martine, Mary, Maryanne, Mathilda, Maude, Maureen, etc...

Only the Comedy Central seasons, though.

They could just get Oscar to do it.

So will they Hogan Family it or pull a Bewitched or maybe Happy Days him off to The Army?

As a veteran I can assure you we don’t have a certain way we do or do not shake hands.

He’s gonna cancel anyway. I wouldn’t worry.

It’s rare that one man can manage to hold a 17 year old PETA volunteer’s views on animal rights AND an 85 year old racist grandfather’s views of multiculturalism at the same time. He has also reached that far more common right wing sweet spot of dismissing actual sexual assaults in the news while pretending that…

They’ll be saying Let There Be Rock in heaven tonight.

Tyrese Gibson?

Spoken by a man whose taste buds were forever destroyed by Hormel Black Label Bacon.