John McEnroe commentaries are the worst.

Nobody wants to see people pooping.

Same way they go up, just slower. They have an instagram page (not sure about Facebook) with a lot of clips of the wall scratchers in action, though you might have to go back a couple months bc they just moved and haven’t put any up in the new house yet.

I thought the NRA’s whole shtick was that women needed to carry guns all the time because the world is too dangerous. This guy needs to get with the program.

Same. There is a span of approximately 1.5 degrees in which I’m not complaining, though humidity and wind also factors in.

To be fair to ol Chuck, it IS always too hot or too cold. I’m pre-menopausal with a naturally lower than normal body temp and I live in Chicago-land. I’m comfortable approximately 72 non-consecutive hours out of the year.

LMAO, nobody likes you Charles, you bitch

I would totally do the toilet seat thing. I don’t need any of the rest of it; just the bearer of the Muckian seat following me around everywhere I go.

OMG I need to boop that nose

Never assume, haha! Just get lots of scratching toys and kitty should go naturally to them. But cats are assholes! We have a very pricey retro couch and the undersides have been ripped open :/

Lol, he’s been thru some shit. In the shelter at least twice, declawed as an adult cat. But now he’s in a home where he can be himself and he’s still getting used to the idea!

This one is kinda complicated. That used to be his “baby.” He’d carry it around in his mouth and mwow. Then he drowned it in the water dish. Now he won’t even look at it! 😆😆

LOL he does kind of look like he’s throwing signs

Oh my God that kitty looks so content

Oh my goodness, super patient. How sweet.

This is V’lane and Mackayla. Both being very patient with their toddler sister.

JERRY MAGUIRE IS A GARBAGE MOVIE KILL IT WITH FIRE

I lament the lack of sex but then when I finally have it I’m all like “ok, so I don’t need to do that again for a very long time and I hope that person doesn’t blow up my phone every other night”