He absolutely does, doesn’t he? He isn’t even A Don; he is THE DON.

PREACH.

Speculation has it that they are only divorcing so that she can hold their assets while he scrambles for safety. Then if he manages to escape all responsibility, the way his father has, they will “reconcile” and be none the poorer for it. Unless you count their reputations. I don’t think that they gaf.

Consumer confidence at a 14 year high! He just pulls this shit out of his ass and then expects us not to smell it?

Haha. Yes, indeed. I think that you have True Creds for a comedic future. Being able to laugh at yourself is the First Requirement:)

For your future comedic efforts, we really only needed the “Oscar.”

Hmmm. Mr. Golden Oscar himself does not appear to have a penis, nor any discernible fingers, eyes or proper mouth. Also, his crusader’s sword seems the object of his immediate affection.

You and the goddess have fairly convinced me. I see 15 ads without even scrolling down!

Thanks for that EIP.

I have never tried LSD. Still, I’m guessing that the experience would be better than Steve in My Own Private Alberta.

Oops. Didn’t read below THE FUCKING VIDEO AD, as I seldom do.

Wait. I thought The Grudge was a Sarah Michelle Gellar flick. Or was that some other “The_________” movie? So confused. It was Sooooo B.A.D.D.

Hehehehee. Perfect;)

Exposure. Unfortunately at the hands of a Grifter.

Real Psychics are NOT this kind of “slick.” This putz makes me ill.

Now I’m wondering too. She gets everything, then when he scurries out from under whatever trouble he’s in, they s-l-o-w-l-y reconcile.

5 kids in Twelve Years!! Holy shit, Girl. And a pre-nup? Glad you are getting out now, but you are as butt-stupid as he is:/

Too bad they didn’t use a Bible.

I’m going to pretend that you said “viral” instead of virile.

That poor child looks like he is heavily drugged:/