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Honey. Your star is on a public walkway, and if you got the $$, hire someone to scrub it for you because the DIY looks DESPERATE.

A good faux fur jacket can look smashing, but I still don’t know if her skirt is leather Or pleather. For me, next-to-skin leather tends to look ($$ by-the-hour - if ya know what I mean). Leather shoes and leather outerwear rock (and I admit I’d love a good pair of soft, buttery leather pants).

Her make up looks fabulous. But I guess we all have different ideas of what an “expensive” outfit looks like:/

Speaking of Selma Blair, have you all seen the movie Mom And Dad?

I guess she would be considered a “Cool Mom” :/

I don’t think that there is any attempt at an “equation” here.

Ugh. Did you see Connie’s post? Stone always did give me the major creeps.

I found all of that confusing. Her son’s phones are full of nudity, and she checks it out? (Does she talk to them?). Are these just rando girls that her sons are bringing home? Does she have “The Talk” with them before they re-join her sons? It sounds bizarre to me. Are her sons bringing home homeless young women? OK,

I wonder if any women sitting in the audience were “pussy grabbed” (or ass groped). I’m trying to imagine how they would react.

autocorrect also does not recognize “ploughshares.” As in “turn swords into them”.

Destroy.All.Of.Them. Turn swords into ploughshares or a better mousetrap or whatever.

Are there actually public schools that make children stand up, hand over heart and recite the “pledge.”

Wondering what kind of Big Production this is going to be. Surely not Will and Kate level (although an H&M wedding sounds more fun). Also the first thing that popped into my head was the security risk. I should think that all of those parade-level rooms would be occupied by people who have been thoroughly vetted.

Can’t they just clear out a couple acres and build a Tent City? Like those Festival things? Aside from communal showers and too much rain, it could be a real Blast.

Damn right. And now she’s pretty much a Legend. I can’t imagine how that would feel :0! I hope that she and her husband are over the moon with happiness.

Seriously?! OMG

Idk. I can’t take my eyes off of her finger because it is so much bigger than Trumps:/

That’s part of the problem where I live: people don’t feel safe unless they own a gun.

How many eyes did these lobsters have? Wait. Do lobsters have eyes?

del Toro should sue himself for making the same movie over and over