A good portion of Wisconsin is basically cold Mississippi.  They look at us normal folks in Milwaukee like we’re fancy Hollywood liberals.  

I live in Wisconsin, fam. We do not call it pop. We call it soda, which is the actual name of the product.

Students should show up for the class wearing “Believe Sexual Assault Survivors” t-shirts and wait for Brett to melt down screaming “I LIKE BEER!!!” over and over.

Ok, this is starting to make more sense, then. Any school literally named “asshole” would be a perfect fit for a dudebro like Brett Kavanaugh. 

His mouth looks like a booty hole.

Because wages haven’t risen with inflation, but people’s expenses has, so tipping needed to rise in order to bridge the difference.

Better yet, dive into the wishing fountain!

Servers are intentionally paid less because they’re supposed to make up the difference in tips.

And yet you are participating in it in the least constructive, most obnoxious way possible.

Of course US tipping culture sucks, but it’s what’s in place right now, and not participating in it isn’t an interesting intellectual exercise or protest, it just makes you look like a prick.

Morality and legality are two separate things. Are you really an adult in 2019 and don’t understand this? Apologies if you’re actually 14.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

Steal pennies out of the penny jar. Lifehack!

There’s going to be a hundred comments about why you shouldn’t tip or why it should only be X% instead of Y%.

Call me pedantic, but when I hear the phrase "trick to help you save money", I don't think "by not giving other people money" really counts. How about not going out to eat twice a week? JFC. 

My SO keeps throwing mine into the regular wash and then in the dryer. I feel like I’m living with some sort of lunatic.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

tin of shoe polish? what do you think he is the governor of Virginia?

Doesn’t negate my point. See: Cliff Fuxtable gif I just made of it

It’s so weird how some of us are hypochondriacs and others have entire babies without noticing.