I’m now thinking I need a shirt that just says “Impeach The Motherfucker.” Yes.

I, a grown adult, cannot believe a Minnesotan would be shocked by someone in a t-shirt being physically active in the snow.

Umm excuse you. If you’d truly grown up brutalized by MN winters, you’d know that on a sunny day where the snow is packy enough to build things, going outside without a coat on isn’t really that terrible. I say this as a lifelong Wisconsinite. 

That is a grave insult to delicious heirloom tomatoes.

I can’t help but roll my eyes any time I see anything OPM-related.

They’re obviously leather pants. Made of human leather.

I mean, that’s how I felt this morning, but that might’ve been because I was drinking at bonfire last night. Not sure what some of these letter writers’ excuses are.

Just flat out ask for the bartender to go light on the liquor. This isn’t difficult.

^This. So much.

B-grade? That’s generous of you.

The only thing I remember him in is that hilariously shitty sci-fi movie The 6th Day. At least I think that was him. Seems about right.

Or extra strength laxatives.

Ha! First thing that popped into my head too. Goddammit.

This is why I love my CSA eggs. The hens have a pen where they actually get to roam around a sizable area outside all day eating bugs & doing whatever and then come back in to their coop at night. And the price ends up being about the same as if we were buying cage free eggs at the store.

It’s a sickness, plain and simple. These greedy rich fucks have something deeply, deeply wrong with them.

Can anyone please explain to me what Private Email Barbie here actually does? I mean, aside from trying to make Daddy look good.

He does look a lot like a cartoon villain...

Be Best, Melania. Be Best.

I remember years ago when I was just starting out my first restaurant job at this supper club in the middle of nowhere, I had asked the owner/ manager what kind of vegetarian options they had. Her dead serious response was that they had plenty of vegetarian options, including dishes centered around chicken and fish.

I always like menu-stalking a restaurant we’re going to because it means I’ll know what to order right away and therefore get my food slightly earlier. 100% correct on the afternoon munchies aspect.