It does in spirit.

Dear god, this. I have a coworker who will NOT shut up about his damn keto diet and all the fasting he does. You do you, dude, but I don’t want to keep hearing about how great that lifestyle is. I’d much rather have the piece of cake and even it out later with a bit of exercise than follow a fad diet.

Being an American here, I’ve never really pondered the correct pronunciation of poutine. But if my 1 year of college French class a decade ago still serves me, would the correct pronunciation be more like... “poo-tihn” instead of the typical “poo-teen” mangled American pronunciation?

I’ve never done a full keto diet, but I did do a sugar fast last year that was super restrictive and super low on carbs for a few weeks. Towards the end of it my energy levels were just crap, like totally tired just from a normally easy Pilates workout. Meanwhile, my husband felt fantastic going low carb. Go figure.

That’s one of the things that pisses me off the most. We could all be taking trains across the state instead of driving along a slowly-crumbling I-94.

He’s got that sweet, sweet money from all the handjobs he’s given the Koch brothers during his time in office. He’ll be okay for a while.

Bitch please. Steven Seagal does nothing BUT sit or waddle around with his hands resting on his gut. He is physically incapable of doing anything else besides polishing up that glorious hairline and writing conspiracy books.

Ha! Someone needs to use a meme generator to make this a thing.

I mean, he’s s GOP douchewad, so...no. Of course he isn’t going to mention the man’s part in all this.

Oh, cool, just what we need right now. Another whiny male opinion on abortion.

That’s funny. My company got bought out last year, and all I got was a massive cut in benefits, no bonus this year, and a shiny new CEO talking about how great their shitty high deductible health plans are.

I’m always shaking my head whenever some poor fool doesn’t respect the Great Lakes here, but the ocean? That seems even more blatantly obvious not to fuck with.

Idk what it is about it, but I can NOT stand the word “panties”. Maybe just because I tend to associate it with gross dudes.

Dear god. No one should be thinking of such things. No one!

These questions.

Ugh. No! I try to keep my sinks pretty clean, but no. Use something clean if you need to wipe a counter, not a sponge sitting at the bottom of a sink!

Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike VS any more...I have to read about the creeps responsible for founding & getting the company off the ground. I mean, I already knew VS was heavily catered to the male gaze under the guise of empowerment, but still. Hearing the founder complain about how he felt unwelcome in the…

I agree, they have definitely gotten flimsier! They’ve somehow gotten more expensive and shittier quality...

Totally forgot about that! 

I’m in the Midwest, and as far as I know there actually are still a few here.