I love this so much.

Obviously option B. Option A is just too hard to tailor, and dogs can’t be tailors anyway since they lack opposable thumbs. Duh.

If you’re assaulted, make sure there is a notary present to verify that you were, in fact, assaulted and to verify who your attacker was. Obviously.

“Why didn’t they save her and her family thus fear by simply telling her they really didn’t care what she had to say...”

I was thinking about sending a TY note postcard but wasn’t sure where to send it. Would the university be equipped to handle a flood of mail for her? Otherwise I was wondering if there’s somewhere else set up to receive TY notes for her.

Yes, I am already well aware of this issue. 

A lot of these people who seem to have no idea about the realities of childbirth & female reproductive issues are the same ones who think no one out there “needs” the pill and that if you want an abortion, what you really should do is have the baby and give it up for adoption because childbirth is totes NBD.

Don’t forget the idiots who didn’t bother to go vote because “Hillary’s got this, and I don’t want to wait in line to vote [or insert other excuse here].”

Seriously. Who goes, “well, ALL of these people are magically on their phones AGAIN when the bill came, welp, I’d better just cover it again and hope someone pays me back”?

Shit. I’d better start getting rid of all my witchcraft books & paraphernalia, otherwise I’m gonna be in big trouble here in the MAGA Most Supreme Christian States of Murrica in the future.

Something broke in me this past week too.

Ha! I needed that laugh desperately today.

To these dicks, angry gross white man being inconvenienced > women being tortured and executed simply for being troublesome or in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I will seriously punch any person I hear referring to this whole disgrace of a confirmation as a goddamn “witch hunt”. Like bitch, you think this is a witch hunt? Innocent people [women] fucking died and were tortured in actual witch hunts, unlike this belligerent drunk turd of a man whose life is merely…

The only time I’ve seen people order this is when drunk so...yes. Accurate.

I like this. This is good advice. 

Men are far too emotionally fragile to handle responsibility. I blame their hormones, naturally. It’s just science.

Mac n cheese pizza is an abomination. I say that as someone from Wisconsin.

Kringle is renowned in Racine, not Milwaukee.

Yaaaaasss I love Home Run Inn’s crust. We don’t buy it very often but there is something very different about the crust.