Honestly I vastly prefer Gushers over Fruit Roll Ups but I figured the whole fruit snack family was kinda implied there. Same taste just different format.

Next they will be posthumously appointing Jeffrey Dahmer as head of the FDA since there are billions of people he didn’t murder and eat.

Until people are being hung, drowned, or pressed to death for ridiculously improbable/ impossible accusations, STFU relating this to the Salem trials. Not even close to a “modern day Salem witch trial.”

THANK YOU. Fertility awareness is actually a good option when used correctly and not, say, solely relying on basal body temp or the calendar. Gotta check that cervical mucus, people!

Money, probably.

Look, I like Bernie, but no. Just NO, dude.

I’m sorry that Dr. Genius’ phone call has ruined the phone-free peace and quiet of your dinner.

Those things are like crack.

Or if you were an artist back in the day, you would just draw/paint yourself. See: Van Gogh, daVinci, Caravaggio, pretty much every artist in history. People have always liked creating images of themselves and this is nothing new.

I mean, if this guy is a doctor on call then he can’t exactly say, “lolz sorry I couldn’t take your call, I was unavailable at a restaurant.”

Remember when Creme Eggs used to be bigger? I miss that.

Is this from a Madame Tussaud’s with a broken AC system?

Everything about these people is physically repellent on a visceral level. It’s why I avoid watching the news and just read it instead.

As someone who recently had a BC scare, let her have it. The fear and uncertainty alone is punishment on its own.

That’s a perfectly valid reason not to watch a birth scene.

I’ve wondered about that too. I remember as a kid often seeing people picketing outside the Aldi’s in our town. From what I gathered I thought they paid decent (compared to other stores) wages but shitty or no benefits?

YES to good quality shoes (well, and the mattress too). You get a comfortable, good quality shoe and it’s well worth it to have it repaired/resoled as needed.

I would also add not to skip any dental work or cleanings if you can help it. Before we had dental insurance my husband was being cheap and decided to skip a couple years of cleanings/checkups since he generally takes good care of his teeth. Guess who ended up needing to have multiple cavities filled including one…

God I hate VS so much. Last time I got measured there, years ago, they measured me as a 34c, the lady said no way I looked as big as a c, and when I said a 34 band is way too big they brushed it off saying it’s just because the bras get stretched out with wear. I haven’t changed size much and these days with actual…

I need to find a specialty store to go to. Online shopping has the best selection but then you have to deal with returns...and places like Victoria’s Secret are a poorly-made, ill-fitting goddamn joke. Don’t skimp on yer bras!