I had a crash course in that this summer when some cute rabbits first started hanging around my yard and I thought, “Oh how cute! They let me get close to them!” Which quickly turned to “Get the fuck outta here you stupid adorable rats!” when I saw how much they started chomping on my garden veggies. The perils of…

When I was little, a random goose once found and decided it liked my dad and wouldn’t let us kids get near him, to the point that we had to play only in a fenced in area til my parents could figure out what to do about the goose. Geese truly are weird assholes.

I’d be pissed off if that happened to me but it’s still kinda funny. I’m pretty sure there’d be a stunned moment of “wait, what?” while registering that a flying rat just swooped down and stole my food.

I have no idea. I (mostly) avoid the internet all weekend and come back Monday morning to some Super Most Progressive Ally (tm) whining some #notallmen shit. FFS.

Great job with the #notallprogressivemen. But go ahead and keep whining that the mean women are angry that SOME progressive men don’t care about this shit. Sorry I hurt your precious feelings when I ranted about SOME progressive men not giving a shit about an issue they think doesn’t affect them. If it truly didn’t…

I feel like “gentlemen’s club” is a totally useless term these days since most strip clubs still call themselves “gentlemen’s clubs” on their signs and everyone knows it’s just a strip joint. No one goes into your average local “gentlemen’s club” expecting anything other than a strip club.

Why would anyone expect the restaurant to do something about this? They’re not responsible for a klutzy customer accidentally knocking a glass over, *maybe* unless the customer was so drunk or something and causing a ruckus that they should’ve been escorted from the premises well before then. Maybe. Which was not the…

I agree it is exceedingly important to keep up the calls, but it’s just so damn infuriating when you have a senator who you know absolutely, 100% does not listen or give a fuck about what their constituents have to say. One of my senators is Ron Johnson here in WI, and he is a Koch-funded toady who will never, ever…

Oh FFS, I hadn’t heard that yet. Fantastic. Kavanaugh doesn’t just drink the anti choice religious religious Kool-Aid, he fucking bathes in it.

Yes, absolutely, sir, let me start naming people I personally know just so I’m not hurting your male fee fees for no reason!

That’s what I’m leaning toward too. Even if there isn’t a vote to overturn Roe, you better believe these dickheads can and will continue to allow laws that leave Roe essentially useless. And then that way they still have the option of using Roe’s mere existence as a way to rile up their base. They get to ban abortion…

Oh god, I’m tearing up at my desk watching that on lunch break. So glad you were able to give that pup a loving home!

And in most cases we ALREADY KNOW these things are irritating but companies test them anyway. 

Oh that’s absolutely true, it does affect them too. It just sucks that we have to frame it (as per usual) in a way that shows how it might hurt them before they start to care about an issue that doesn’t affect their personal bodily rights.

Well, color me shocked.

Kavanaugh may or may not vote to flat out strike down Roe, but I guarantee you he will happily allow laws to chip away at it until it’s law in name only. I hope Susan Collins is happy with that stance on the Roe she keeps talking about supporting.

Does Blinc also do eyeshadow or just mascara? My main jam is eyeshadow...I love a good smoky eye, but will occasion add mascara to the mix. But eyeshadow was my main game til recently. I need to find some sort of hypoallergenic eyeshadow :(   Stupid dry eye/allergy eye problems!

I’d argue it’s worse, and I don’t even eat steak.

*snort*

Of course this milkfed moonfaced creep puts ketchup on his pasta.