Yes. Please read them. (Just kidding. But no, seriously, read them.)

And then, read Pullman’s “His Dark Materials.” Fuck the Wrong Reverend Swanson.

Nothing says “Spirit of Christmas” like deliberately offending people for no rational reason.

Keep in mind that Carson is delusional. He thinks that America already IS Nazi Germany, that no one is able to speak out without being punished, and that he is the lone, brave voice in this wilderness of enforced silence.

Seriously.

Wait, are they putting Freddie Mercury’s cells into our vaccines now!? Ahhhhgggg!

Hey, Bugs. Here’s a chainsaw. You ain’t sawin’ fast enough.

(Gary Larson, "The Far Side")