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there are like 5 times as many CEOs named john than who are women, but go off, i guess

because everyone always believes women

biden did charge the secret service rent to stay at a cottage on his property. for $2200 a month, probably less than half the place was worth.

they scream fake news in one breath and defend the actions being reported by the news in the next. it's kind of amazing.

i applaud your reference-insertion

i don't think you're using that term correctly. bro.

maybe he thinks it's a kinky sex thing

it would be the women-only screenings of wonder woman all over again, except multiplied

true, but what's the percentage of current office holders so homophobic they took money from AIDS clinics to put toward conversion therapy and set off a health crisis?

oh my god you are sealioning like a motherfucker

addition: calling you an arrogant sack was a little much. i'm kinda punchy today. my bad.

LOL ok it didn't start with you taking offense to someone saying they don't remember the catchphrase. "It was literally in every episode at least once." that's not a basic fact. that's pedantry.

dude i do not care. why are you being an arrogant sack over a phrase that has zero distinguishing features.

a bad poop analogy is not as embarrassing as getting smug over a generic-sounding catchphrase

this was literally 3 decades ago. i pooped at least once a day then, too. but i don't remember each one.

exactly. i was like seven. how much detail was i supposed to retain?

did you then dump the drink on his crotch?

"are you going to have another intense burst of compatibility with a girl we inexplicably never see again?"

i feel like everyone has their own ideas on this, so it's important to be upfront and make sure you're both on the same page. there should be a conversation during date 2 or so.

the part where she went back and confronted him between dates 4 and 5 had a very "and then everybody clapped" feeling. but it's a fun story and the selfies are adorable. i'd watch an indie movie about this.