it’s almost like there’s a difference between theoretical and practical intelligence. maybe.
death
beananbhais
OY.
MINE TOO. god save us all.
hello.
“This carcass is mine, damn it.”
oh my god, you’re that awful person at the party. this has nothing to do with sexual mores. it’s about honesty and integrity.
so, in no particular order:
the queen can do whatever she likes.
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Someone needs to cast her as a literal queen. And soon.
they don’t groove, kate. they just don’t groove.
“Gutteral.” Wow. Wooooooow.
her dress says Prom, but her eyes say Fear