Never thought about that. Doggone it!

Zing!

My great great grandfather had a remote he built himself WAY before this. He called it an "ungratefulbrat." It also functioned with multiple devices in the home: mowing the lawn, for instance.

$700 for neck pain? No thanks. But thanks for trying! It'll get better!

Close!

Those people that fired her better not learn about what the ASPCA does to the animals they "rescue." I'll give you a hint; it has to do with a gigantic freezer for body storage.

I saw a sailboat!

I know. It was a joke, but thank you for clarifying.

You haven't heard of locomotion-charging? It uses the accelerator to charge the battery when it's moving around in your pocket. (patent pending.)

Screw you Motorola!

Was this urge to change the name before or after acid sales skyrocketed?

Hidden? Or uploaded by Apple when they found out Motorola's camera does that already?

You think this is crazy, go to Japan and watch priests bless the sweetness into a katana while it's being hand-made.

7. ????????

So what app does it open when it hears an actual zipper sound?

No battery?! -5 cool points Motorola. You're working hard to drive yourself into oblivion.

Good point. You're very wise with your words.

I got unlimited. What's that doubled?

Fantastic! Now it can mutate into the definitive flu that kills!

It's "Merica." We have weapons and people are stupid.