I love this shirt!

My wife of six years told me a week ago we're getting divorced. This is probably the last article I wanted to see right now :(. We're in the 1.1%, I guess. I'm happy other gay couples are having long, happy marriages, but it breaks my heart because my own marriage is ending.

I'm sorry. My wife was like that, too. Whenever we'd have a stupid little fight, she'd say we should just end it and then immediately start talking about who got which animal. Now we have to figure it out for real :(. Just can't take it right now. I am completely overwhelmed and unable to make a decision about…

I wish we could, but it isn't quite that simple. Her dog is bonded way more strongly to her and mine to me and then the two dogs are very bonded to each other. So, they would like to be together, but her dog would be happier with her and my dog would be happier with me. Further complicating things is that she has…

I don't know at this point. Unfortunately, she has behaved violently toward me (we're both women, in case that wasn't clear) so I am leaning more toward not wanting contact once the divorce is over. So much to figure out. I am so overwhelmed.

Thanks, I will have to try that :).

I wish it were that easy :) ! Thank you, though. That would be the ideal solution, but she had her dog before she met me and he is 14, so she will not be giving him up. She is very attached to him.

I'm going through a divorce now and trying to figure out pet custody. It sucks. We have three dogs and five cats. One dog is definitely mine, one dog is definitely my wife's, and the other dog, we can't decide on. Another complicating factor is that my dog and my wife's dog are best friends. Her dog is old…

Definitely saw some acting worthy of some Emmy awards just in that two minute clip, so I imagine the rest of the episode was equally good. I hope the maintenance workers went into the room and acted all shocked and confused.

That would make sense. I would have loved to see the removal process, though.

It's okay. I'm 32 and I still listen to Top 40, too.

Where did you end up putting it?

Why doesn't it show what happened? I have to know! Do you remember?

I am so sad this only shows two minutes of it. What ended up happening?! Were they able to successfully remove the stove without further damage? What injuries did he end up having? Sorry, I just can't help but wonder.

I was the same way. I'm so sorry you've had a similar experience. I was raped by two men at 21 and it took me until I was 27 or so to finally feel I was in a safe enough of place to deal with it.

I'm so sorry your family is going through this. I will keep you in my thoughts.

My parents tried the Christmas presents thing, too! It was in the early 90s, though, so they told me they were talking about Christmas presents, not doing online shopping. I was about 10 and I knew that they were just trying to get us out of their room so they could have sex and that the Christmas present thing was…

I always wanted one of these, but never got one :(. My cousin had one, so I was quite excited to play with hers. She brought it over and I opened up the dog's tummy and started trying to get the puppies out and she stopped me and told me I couldn't because they were "too hard to get back in." I was so pissed.

I was coming here to say that, too! Assne is a way better term than buttne.

I was wondering about that, too.