Somewhere our old pal Adultosaur is sitting in a chair turning a light on....and off....on.....and off....on while muttering “jenny <click> slate <click>....”

It’ll definitely cost a few bucks.

Those poor, poor deer.

i for real owe my life to the anonymous internet person that i don’t remember who said the immortal words:

I actually loved Dick. It really was a great movie!

(1) Don’t forget that for a lot of people women who do their own thing are “bitches”. (2) Maybe she’s not nice to everyone. Why should she have to be? Being nice shouldn’t be a criteria for judging a woman but it always is.

When he says “New York values”, I just assumed he meant “Jewey-Jewtown.”

For the record when people say “New York Values” they mean white and black and brown people living next door to each other. Gays freely walking the streets and going to bars to enjoy themselves. Muslims, jews, christians, atheists, all shopping, dining, etc together. Everyone living the lives they want without trying…

clean up in aisle panties, am i right?

When I read “Speaking of feminism, Piers Morgan thinks Kim Kardashian is “killing” it” I thought he meant that she was really good at it. Wasn’t that how kids were using “killing it” now? In a good way? So confused!

babe this whole thing is a joke

I knew this would happen.

LOL I had the thought but it doesn’t matter if she wrote it or had help writing it. She posted it and I’m sure she believes in it. I applaud her.

I'm sure someone will. But Kim is not as stupid as people think.

No, it’s from a woman who had a sex tape leaked without her initial consent and decided to say “fuck y’all, Ima make my paper on this” and has since become her own product. Is it one I want to buy? Not really. But I don’t condemn her for unapologetically playing the misogynistic system men and women both participate…

“Damn, I really sexually assaulted that midterm.”

What are you tassaultking about

“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.