Just thinking about all the amazing Blu Ivy gifs that are going to come out of this video is giving me life.

that little boy in a hoodie in front of the police, and the cutting to the “stop shooting us”... damn, that did me in.

I don’t, but I think it may have more to do with my gear than anything else. I ride a pretty beat up hipster single-speed from the 90s. I’m sure if I was on a modern road bike or mountain bike, and wore more typical bike gear and whatever, I’d get it... I used to get that kind of “advice” all the time when I rode a…

I completely concur, fellow hot sauce affionado. Sriracha does not, in my humble opinion, belong on Mexican food.

Because the internet is mentally 16 and feels the need to rebel against things that are popular.

I am trying to come up with a remotely plausible reason for Starbucks to stock Sriracha, and I am drawing a complete blank.

I....I LIKE sriracha. Why is there always a backlash against innocent tasty products that only want to make your taste buds happy and never asked for frenzied internet fame? (See also: bacon, avocados, both of which are also delicious AND taste good with sriracha.)

I like sriracha just fine, but again... the internet takes an average product and hypes the shit out of it for no reason.

You are in great company, all of us are wondering the same thing.

Saaameee

Me too!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Am I old? Who are these people?

How dare you! Joan Cusak doing a fabulous job in Working Girl under all of that horrible makeup is more than extraordinary.

True. For some reason, kids abuse the shit out of their phones, so, not being as rich as Madonna, I have a problem with giving the kid a $600 device that will inevitably be destroyed. My younger kid got my used 5, and broke the screen about 6 months later. It didn't really faze him until I replaced it with a $99…

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

I say she does a Kim Kardashian-esque “Selfie” style book with descriptive photos juxtaposed against her Trump insults.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.