Another film from the “Got fucked up with my film school/improv buddies and, hey! Got a spec script out of it!” world of creativity.

Since she likes men, she ain’t gay.

He reminds me of guys at the bar, who start the night out on FULL, because they’re full of coke but who bottom out by 10 pm because by then they’re full of whiskey and sadness.

“ I don’t sort people by sexuality, or hair colour, or height.”

Damn, son. That’s not how you get tenure with the gynocracy.

That sounds like every troll whoever trolled.

Woah, slow down! You’ll trigger him and he’ll go crying to his beta-buddies!

He got triggered so hard by Serena, he made a whole post downthread complaining about how the ladies on Jezebel bullied him into a tizzy.

Man.

It’s just a cuck convention all over this comment thread.

It is to these cucks around here.

Quick!

Oh, did somebody hurt your cuck feelings?
Do you need a SAFE SPACE from all the mean non-bigots of Deadspin?

Boom.

Hey, Masshole, ease up.

BUT it speaks directly to the Puritan and, more to the point, Calvinist, beliefs that underpin this nation, its creation and, the entirety almost of GOP leadership.

Wait.

Billy Eichner is your pretend boyfriend.

You created a whole new burner account to write THAT?