The only thing she’s going bring back to the White House is a white person.

Spare me the bullshit.

He’s the fuckhead frat boy who realizes that he has to impress the steering committee of alumni to become head of the House, after which, he can go back to beer pong because, hey, he’s just doing it to pad his resume and network, dude.

I’m not fucking amused, Perry. And Hirono shouldn’t have laughed, either.

She needs the work and the seeming relevance.

I love the interior.

They didn’t know he stole it at the time. It was just income in their eyes.

Oprah’s Best Lesson To Other Celebs: Sign your own checks. Know where every penny is going.

No one can drive a wedge that doesn’t already have a space ready for it.

He likely learned it from his family, who now get to be on the other side of their tuition.

It seems to me like Aaron Rogers correctly chose his wife over his family, who seem to be a bunch of trashcan passive aggressive types. Who likely threw shade at Olivia all the time and Aaron was probably, like, “Fuck it, they don’t respect my wife, they’re not respecting me, I don’t need their bullshit anymore, I got…

It’s beautiful trash. I can’t even be mad at it because I binged watched it on Netflix.

Okay.

Edit: Sorry, I commented incorrectly to you when I meant it for Ted Cruz’s O-Face.

Mangos are foreign.

You could have at LEAST offered her a pumpkin-spice latte!

Black men get shot to death for picking up toy guns from shelves in Wal-Mart.

It’s a take on “American Gothic”. It’s that simple.

Thank you.