We have people claiming that loudly butt-trumpeting in a crowded dining room is perfectly acceptable. I keep thinking nothing could surprise me...

This is by far the most baffling example of Pinkham’s Law I’ve yet seen. How many people are just gleefully letting the poots fly in the middle of crowded restaurants?!

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

DISCLAIMER: I do not have any babies but I’m kind of in baby fever right now (!) and actually volunteered to sit on a plane next to a baby like a crazy person. So this is not coming from hate.

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.

I’ve certainly fucked Chrises and Michaels but now I’m thinking I need to add a Kevin.

“throw a hot coal at her”

Seriously. I’m the stranger who would jump in and say something like, “What a stupid question, why don’t you mind your own business?”

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

My real question is whether Allergen Idiots are actually stupid (like, too dumb to know that nuts or nuts), or just jerks (lying about/exaggerating allergies for some lame-ass reason, be it picky eating or imaginary self-diagnosis or just liking the attention). Since I haven’t yet seen a story that goes “The customer…

you know damn well when you close

you better shut up and serve

You seem like the kind of person who’s unknowingly ingested gallons of bodily effluvia & floor sweepings over the years.

“Do you think customers deserve to be burned?”

From the 1st pizza story: The typical don’t you know who I am etc etc.

Bi’s are simply confused and don’t want to commit.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

But damn, that also means he has to maintain 365 email addresses. All douchebaggery aside I am confused as to how he maintains this.