She told me at one point that her latest ploy was to always be doing the vacuuming when that friend showed up, because he’d commence to tell her she was vacuuming wrong and take over to show her how to do it right. Then she’d stand back and let him “show her” how to vacuum the entire house.

Agreed. It is essential to hold your dining partners accountable. But after months of reading these posts I’ve taken it a step further. Now I scowl and make judgy eyes at strangers I see being dicks to servers.

My father is a malignant narcissist who messes with wait staff (and anyone he thinks he has authority over) for sport. I used to apologize profusely and tip like crazy until one day I realized that I’m an adult and I don’t have to go out to eat with him if I don’t want to...much less speak to him at all. So yep.

Dear dining public:

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

Can you not call him a moron? Can you call him a rape apologist and psychopath. Moron just doesn't quite cover how fucking insane his thinking is.

It’s not only cruel, it can be deadly. Ten year old children were never meant to carry a pregnancy. If it doesn’t kill, it can maim, including fistula and pelvic floor prolapse, which can cause permanent disability and render them unable to bear further babies. Not incidentally, it’s also deadlier for the baby and…

It honestly makes me want to gouge his fucking eyes out and fedex them to his fucking mother

I am 9 weeks pregnant and have tried to give up BCO due to some serious food aversions but I just can’t turn away.

BUT I’M ALLERGIC TO RED

Oh man, those lung treats smell like Lucifer’s taint after running a 5k. I can’t imagine popping one in my mouth.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

I...don’t see the problem with her comment. It’s perfectly clear, in context, that she’s saying that everyone has a moral right to express their sexuality, not that it’s easy to do so for everyone.

But I loved Tuckys hot respectful boyfriend who taught her about love and orgasms lol he was fine!!

Holy fucking shit that was harder than the first ten mins of Up.

R.I.P.

I got pregnant at 20 and am pro-choice. I chose to have the baby. Reaction from others: But, but, I thought you guys believed in abortion, right? CHOICE motherfuckers. What part of that word do you not understand, other than trying to take it away from us?

I answer no to those questions because the FUCKING CONTENT of the speech matters. “Support KKK” is unlike “support gay marriage” in ways which are obvious to normal, fair minded people. One is humiliating and horribly racist, the other is about extending existing rights to people who have been killed for who they are…