Anything that needs maintenance, like a wooden bowl that the couple will never use because you’re supposed to oil it every day for half an hour.

Um. Um. Apparently I was so blinded by the fact that Twitch is in MMXXL that I completely MISSED Donald Glover being in it. YASSSSSSSSSSS.

I’m so sorry about your dog. :(

I have great skin - so much so that I still get asked if I’m in college (I’m 35). Why is it so hard to understand that some women JUST LIKE MAKE-UP. JFC.

Suggestion from someone who also has fine hair and is also a hairstylist: Try the Living Proof line for volume. I love that shit. Also, Drybar mousse is amazing. It doesn’t take me long to do my hair in the morning - some mousse or volume balm, dry upside down, use some large hot rollers (leave them in for about 10…

That’s the one that me cackle so loudly I scared the dogs!

What impressed me most was his poker face while Key was jumping around like a maniac. I would have been laughing my ass off!

Pretty sure there’s very little Zayn could to do to himself to be unattractive.

Oh, Harry! HIS CRYING FACE HURTS MY HEART!

I sort of wondered that too but if he looked particulary schlubby s/he might have just dismissed any passing thought of “oh, he looks like...”.

JFC, I have my period and am having a shitty day and the last one restored my faith in humanity so intensely that I burst into tears. FUCKING HELL.

He said conservative - the assumption is that because he is rich & white he is referring to the Repubs but, yes, you are totally correct. He can be a conservative liberal or a million other things.

I never said he “had” to identify as any particular political party. He can do whatever he wants. It is odd to me that anyone who is part of a oppressed group would choose to side with a political party that has been very vocal about taking away the rights of everyone who isn’t straight, white, and Christian.

You know when they talk about boy bands on TV and they always show some little girl losing her shit, just standing there, totally melting down, weeping? That was me seeing New Kids. I swear they sent me into early puberty.

These little insights into Kanye are the reasons I like him despite all the swagger chest- puffing “look at me I’m the best” attitude. I legit think he’s a nice person.

Yeah, that was the only thing that made me grind my teeth. How do people identify with a political party that DOESNT WANT THEM TO EXIST??

It made me cry. I’m sure he has brought hope to other transgendered people, that it is possible to achieve what feels so far out of reach. And god help me I actually liked Kris Jenner for a minute, what is even happening?!