I went to Hawaii for a very close friend’s wedding and I told him straight up: My gift is my presence. He looked at me like “well, duh” and all went well. :)

This was EXACTLY my thought. I can’t take any more!

Yessssssssssssssss. Everytime I see a preview I get so hyped!

Ugh, dammit! He’s so fucking attractive but I have always feared he is a giant douche.

This actually freaks me out on a regular basis - I find myself looking at my male friends and thinking they would never do anything like that but I guess everyone thinks that about people they know. It’s so scary to think someone you know/life could be an online psychopath.

Adagio is one of my faves because they have amazing tea and are also so incredibly fandom friendly - it makes tea buying fun! Also, the IngenuiTEA is perfect for work - I can steep without making a mess.

Adagio is one of my faves because they have amazing tea and are also so incredibly fandom friendly - it makes tea…

I do! I’ve converted coffee drinkers to tea with it! :)

I do! I’ve converted coffee drinkers to tea with it! :)

I think some of them are cute as well.

How is that kid’s arm still in the socket?

This is the shit! I never liked Kraft because of the powder - I love the fake gloppy Velveeta cheese from the foil packet, om nom nom.

This truly sums up our country perfectly.

Does she know not all pregnancy is the result of rape or incest? Because. Her words make it seem like she doesn’t know that. *whispers* Does she know women can enjoy sex and not want a baby?

Seriously, this was me the whole time. I’ve never been angry and giggling.

Holy fucking shit. I’m so horrified right now I can’t even process it.

I’m not at all sorry for this: These are the people who should get cancer not everyone else. You know so much about how to cure it? GREAT! You live with and inevitably die from it. Fuck this bitch.

but doesn’t really understand how cancer works

I also played in a dirt pile with my dogs!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is STUNNING. I watch Veep half because it makes me wet my pants laughing and half because I could stare at her for hours (said the creeper).