Same! Of course, I had a sinus infection for three days and my husband got smacked in the face during a boogie board adventure and damn near knocked out some teeth so his mouth was swollen. BUT! Maui was stunning and we both had fun (plus we had been together 7 years. We fucked plenty before and after the honeymoon,…

Seriously, he looks like a tiny Justin. <3

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. How would I go about growing my own?

Right but “I was scared” only works for some cases - the woman in FL who shot at her abusive husband is in prison for fucking ever and HE IS STILL ALIVE.

YES! I said that to my mom after we watched Going Clear - the whole “religion” just sounds like the insane subway rantings of a lunatic.

Soooo who clicked the #KylieJennerChallenge hashtag on IG and saw the chick who did this to her labia? Like...how...why...

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

I just laughed so loud but please believe it was a laugh of ABSOLUTE FUCKING HORROR.

Not everyone is able to breastfeed.

Anything involving John Krasinski is wonderful and should not be stopped. Also, it’s sad that I saw “marionette” and knew what song it was.

Yessssssss I was hoping someone posted this!

This is hilarious and you two are my favorite.

I think she’s stunning but I actually get bored if I look at her for too long. WTF is that about?

No, she’s 20. Kylie is the minor.

Sure, but that ain’t gonna happen. My point is that although she is clearly all about using her soapbox she has acknowledged that she is not similar to “regular” woman due to income, child care assistance, etc. Oprah used to piss me off with that shit - “I’m just like you! Look at my pajamas that cost $2000! And my 97…

LOVE HER. She is flawless.

I was coming here to talk about that! I’ve been marathoning all the F&F movies and her face looks SO DIFFERENT from 5 on but I can’t figure out why exactly. I mean, she lost a ton of weight from the first few to now but her face looks...shinier? Narrower? HELP ME.

Jesus. "Rick Braun?" His name might as well be Brock Amarillo.

Yeah, she really can’t win. I mean, she certainly induces some eye-rolls from me but I don’t get all the hatred. I feel like she tries to be honest about who she is?