I really do want to know why so many limes? I don’t think I’ve ever bought more than two at a time and that was for drinking purposes!

I cannot handle Dax & Kristen. They are literally the cutest cute to ever cute. GROSS. *draws sparkly hearts around them*

This was my reaction with the SBTB reunion on Fallon. Elizabeth Berkley looks EXACTLY the same as she did 20+ years ago!

Srsly. I want whatever magic potion she uses! I think she’s so beautiful.

You have some petty fucks following you on FB - who the hell has time to report someone for wanting to use a different name?!

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen Katie Holmes and Chris Klein’s baby in over a year

...I’ve gone blind from rage.

I UNDERSTAND! I love this picture so much.

But it includes 6 types of apples!!!

<3

Truth. I grew up on 8.5 acres and we had 6 dogs, 3 bunnies, a million gerbils, a parrot, snakes, horses, and goats. :)

For real. I’m veg and would still vote #teamsausage because it is so superior to bacon.

I really dislike DD bagels. They are just so dense and doughy - too much. BUT I will take egg and cheese on a croissant because delish!

Don't people worry about weird, blocky tans with some of those shirts?

Excellent use of imagery, A++++ (the last plus is drambuie, mmm)

Gotta love the “but being fat IS your fault” implication. Fuck her.

No! We are walking billboards, don’t you know?

Apparently, the larger the size you were the taller you are (supposed to be). I wear a 22 and I’m 5’4” - I should be at least 6’ though! I’m so tired of hemming my jeans to the point that I might as well just chop them off at the knees.

Meanwhile, their actual customer is still standing here naked from the waist down. Can I get a little help finding a pair of jeans that aren’t fucking bedazzled?

Wow, it took years for the last spines to come out? Was he able to walk right during this time or did he limp for years?