I STILL WANT AN OWL.

Omg, the Yellow Pages. I get so irrationally angry when they are on my porch. WTF WHO STILL USES THIS?!

I WILL ALWAYS VOTE FOR MEMES. MEMES FOREVER.

This is perfection and totally how I feel about her.

I don't like but I'm not slut-shaming her. I just think she acts ridiculous and it overshadows her talent.

That's pretty much the only way.

How is laughing at these tweets/videos any different than what the entire world does with regards to writing off anything that is important to young women? I'm sorry if any of you think it's ridiculous or a waste of time or they are just a stupid boy band - they mean something to these fans and to mock their sadness…

EXACTLY. We had a woman come in once, try a bunch of a lipstick testers, then ask if the testers were clean because they might aggravate her herpes. o_O Regardless of if she was fucking with us or not, allllll the testers were tossed. Stupid bitch.

I used to work at Ulta and same, same, same. It is so gross to me that someone would steal and use a mascara tester. *hork*

Nooooooooooooo. *flings self on ground*

I want to go home and lay in bed. This is the beginning of the end...

It has turned into a yuppie fest. *sigh* Everything does, it would seem.

I love them so much.

Are these mutually exclusive? *coughTOMCRUISEcough*

I love this so much.

Aaaand here's where I lost it. *hysterical giggling*

He always looks like he is two seconds away from a shart.

This is hilarious but it meant I had to look at pictures of this douchecanoe that included his head and on the face-part of his head the stupid "aw golly gee whillickers"/smug fucker expression he always wears.