beachwitch
BeachWitch
beachwitch

it’s such a bummer to food/fat shame someone who is like a legitimate fascist and has 10,000 things that are horrible about her besides her appearance, but do you man

it’s exhausting when people act like it had to be one or the other. those guys were factually dicks and the nyt for sure was biased against her both actively and through nonsense chasing of some both sides ideal

not just possible, likely! or like, exactly what happened!

lol you’re doing a lot to avoid admitting you were wrong dude

also because you were more than happy to have the conversation when you were searching for news stories you could use to try to dunk on me but as soon as it became clear you were wrong you bowed right out, which i think is funny and also a reason you deserve to be annoyed, mildly, in a very low stakes way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

because you tried to bring some stupid fatalist bullshit to one of the only areas of good news in the world right now which is not only insulting but you were also fucking incorrect! so i think you deserve be very low stakes annoyed and i’m happy to shoulder that responsibility

lol why do you keep calling me kid like it’s an insult?

ok try to follow along, “adult in the room” because it appears that your answer to my question “do you know that there’s a difference between criminal and civil courts” was “nope.”

you know there’s a difference between civil and criminal courts right and frivolous civil suits don’t “clog up” the courts for criminal matters

that’s not candy crush can someone please get kotaku on the case? 

It’s funn you bring up “the whole ‘stay in your lane’ thing” since this is literally an example of a creator *not* staying in his lane, and in fact imposing himself ALLLLLL over someone else’s lane. Maybe if a straight creator isn’t comfortable adapting the story of a gay man he should find someone else’s story to

LOLOL “as someone who has no idea what this story is about at all, it seems like it’s not important to the story” cmon dude

I think Kellyanne is bullshit but if the only woman visible in this administration is the only person investigated for ethics violations I am going to lose my damn mind.

I will N E V E R understand why rich republican women don’t take better care of their hair. WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE ON TELEVISION

How about starting with “I’m not sure I understand your perspective here, can you point me to some resources so I can learn more” instead of “Hey person I’ve never met please present a nuanced persuasive argument on demand”

I was going to post this! The only good thing to come out of anything surrounding 50 Shades and honestly so good it almost made knowing my mom read that worth it.

The Electoral college will not unify behind John Kasich, even if this guy gets some faithless electors to do it. The end game is faithless electors protest voting against Trump, deadlocking them and sending the whole thing to the congress, which is a possibility that is also accounted for in the constitution.

Thank you! I’ve been struggling to remember the Italian Schindler’s List performance from 2014 ever since this story broke because it felt so familiar.

I’d by ALL OF MY CLOTHES from whatever store did that, forever

The best part about this is ending the price disparity between plus size clothes and straight sized clothes. The rest of it will be good or bad depending on execution, as everything is.