And "special rudeness". ???

So music belongs to men? Since when is music a club?

Yeah, music is for the boys only. Sorry we wanted in on your sausage fest. eye roll.

Strange gratitude = 1945's name for The Friend Zone

Unfortunately there are huge areas of this country (US) where employers constantly remind you how lucky you are to be employed. Also, that a monkey could do your job. And that they can fire you at any time. Yea Right To Work States!

I don't use my microwave much, I don't own a toaster oven. I do however own a toaster that has 2 settings (the dial is just there for looks apparently) "pale toast" and "take the battery out of the smoke detector"
I want a toaster revolution!

I assume they were just trying to cover all bases and make sure that they covered any- and everything a woman could possibly do.

I warn young women about this one all the time: Gratitude in the workplace is idiotic. You are hired because you were considered a good choice. Yet, I see women falling all over themselves to show bosses how grateful they are to be employed.

I had this exact conversation with my co-worker Ted this morning. I hit every single one on the list. Suh-weet!

The same as their "strange gratitude" + "lack of consideration." This fella was a poet trapped in a cubicle, a lover of paradoxes. Gimme a second to LOL about male rationality.

It means you can't win.

Why thank you. I'm thinking gray unisex bodysuits. And everyone in school gets a number! Names are so titillating.

The only solution is a return to school uniforms. Sexy, sexy school uniforms.

I've got dibs on haruma miura

I don't see that that affects my plan to date him.

Ok, but I make no guarantees about his penis size.

Yes. As my husband commented once, "let me guess. You think he's really 'intelligent'".

It's totally the "Stride of Pride". Or it should be. :-)

I actually thought it was holding aspirin between your legs.