again, why can't he look at the camera? Shame, that is why!

My boyfriend's reaction upon seeing this: "oh, yeah, I'm for solar, shale gas, farts, little mini child slaves, whatever!"

Wow. He's an awful actor.

Gas station dude is setting off my gaydar, but maybe that's his hipsterdom and/or bad cue card reading. But, I also noticed that he's wearing a wedding ring and his name is Greenberg...

Are you referring to the fact hat if it wasn't for his five o'clock shadow, he'd totally have a Hitler mustache? And that he also has has Hitler's haircut, just slicked back? Or that, all I can think of when I look at him is to wonder if the phrase "Hipster Hitler" ever came up during the brain-storming sessions of…

"I'm a Republican because my friends need a fifty-cents-an-hour paycheck, because it's so hard for millionaires to stay millionaires when they're so cruelly forced by the government to support freeloading employees by all these horrible regulations that try to keep toxic chemicals out of my drinking water."

"I believe in opportunity* for all** and I'm a republican***."

Ahem, the "abortion-is-wrong-barista" is actually an "abortion-is-wrong-Asian-lady-barista." She hits the minority-lady-parts-minimum-wage trifecta!

How did "as thin as physically possible" become the fantasy (supposedly shared by all people) that they're touting? I agree that it is a fantasy shared by many, but it's worth asking why. Her answer is that they're giving the people what they want, but fashion mags have been telling us what to aspire to, and what to…

It's kind of relevant to note that she described herself crying after he left. There's a difference between crying in the middle of a discussion and crying after one.

Yes. You are right. You do not know.

Bosses bullying a subordinate to the point where they're in tears is the real problem here, actually.

Strangely enough, I find that acting in a way at the workplace that drives someone to tears is incredibly unprofessional.

I'm hoping that people don't show up to heckle Phelps' funeral, thinking they're being ironic. We don't need to forgive Phelps in order to avoid stooping to his level - God knows, I don't forgive him - and letting his signature brand of assholery become the new normal by imitating it would be allowing him more of a…

From the Gothamist article:

I needed these laughs.

What, god damnit, white pride day (refuse to capitalize that) is on my wedding anniversary??? BOO. BOOURNS. Guess I have to stop making fun of my friend who got married on 4/20. Sigh.

I don't have a uterus. You can make that determination for you own body not my wife's, and not everyone elses and no one wants special treatment just the same treatment.

Without freedom from your religion, I cannot have any freedom for my religion.

The Invisible Hand is giving a very visible finger to the people of New Jersey. Good thing, at least, that they never have any traffic problems.