I had a girl respond to my attempt to determine why we'd fallen out with a deluge of slut-shaming once! Which was especially bizarre given that I was a virgin... But yeah, she wouldn't tell me why. Mutual friends tried to find out for me and just got conflicting nonsense back. Sometimes, sad as it is, the person who…

Don't be silly... Hollywood likes its rom-coms like it likes its other genres: without any Asian people.

But if life is really like all of the RomComs out there (which it is-duh), they will all end up married, anyway.

yes. this is what makes me cock my head to the side and say "Woody Allen, since you have proven yourself capable of ignoring healthy boundaries of the parent-child relationship with your current wife, logically I assume you were no less predatory towards her sister, your other daughter. "

Why of course I didn't molest this daughter. It was impossible you see, because I was in love and married my other daughter.

Yeah, when you're trying to convince people you're not a child predator, you probably shouldn't remind people about the fact that you married your ex-girlfriend's 19 year old daughter (who was over 30 years younger than you.)

...I found the idea so ludicrous I didn't give it a second thought.

Picture it pussycat: rural Connecticut, 1997. The local teen center was holding a punk show. I wore my coolest outfit—black Jncos and a Pink Floyd t-shirt with Doc Martens. Monsieur was wearing a black trenchcoat. I went up to him and told him I was going to flirt with him. He said okay, so I did.

Bowe says straining your facial muscles while doing exercise can have the same affect.

Honest to God? I live in California and used to sell women expensive moisturizer, and nothing ages a woman like a deep tan, black liner, fake tits and bleached hair. It adds ten years.

You have spaghetti for legs? Here I thought I got off lucky having avocados for thighs....

The Barbie vs Bratz debate has always driven me crazy. The Bratz dress more Urban and Ethnic slutty then Barbie and her WASPy sluttiness. So really the argument comes down to Urban/Ethnic is worst than WASP. And then we get to the heart of the matter.

I think it is an apt interpretation of exactly what this man did to Ms. Farrow and her children. That he could not recognize that and tried to use it to make himself appear somehow a victim, just shows you the inner workings of narcissist.

I just don't see Brad Pitt or Tim Robbins doing this to their non-biological kids.

He's (once again) the asshole for sharing this publicly.

Yeah, it smacks of the "nuts and sluts" defense. She's crazy, therefore her daughter couldn't have been molested.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Is this more fucked up than him having an affair with her daughter?

Not one black model? Really?