So apparently her skating career took place during her awkward stage. This is awesome.

Yep. A favorite of mine is, " When words and actions don't match up, believe the actions."

TS: Guarding your heart and protecting your dignity are a little bit more important than clarifying the emotions of someone who’s only texting you back three words. I’ve learned that from trying to figure out people who don’t deserve to be figured out. When someone seems mysterious, we like to romanticize that he’s…

Wait, I thought Brown people were for fun, and Princeton people were for settling?

When the mainstream entertainment industry starts producing live action performative slash that fetishizes gay male relationships for the female gaze, they'll be analogous.

But Shakira isn't, so it's still a faux-lesbian "performance."

Wait. That's a music video? I thought it was a commercial for Crazy Carlos' Chunky Bracelet Warehouse.

"This kind of performance doesn’t just demean lesbian sexuality, it demeans female sexuality as a whole."

"Pornhub Kevin" just didn't have the same ring to it.

The New-York Historical [and Hyphen Abusing] Society...

Oh, no, the old Stratford/London gang rivalry rears its ugly head!!!

but they also offer "grub" and "jams." lol

There is nothing funnier than a rape joke, people! You are all wrong.

I'm excited and optimistic about this show! But if I hear about anyone even beginning to think about casting non-Asian actors...

Ohhhh yeah, women TOTALLY do this. We have to do it at least 5 times to get the merit badge.

Type of punctuation that inspires Nazis.....Nazi's

Nazi's what?

Someone trying to stay relevant, and...well....Miley. Yep...

The judge then went on to change her status to "It's Complicated."