...and not just being raped but being cut off from the structure and support of your athletic team to "tough love" you into returning to counseling (even though you never actually discontinued counseling); having to sign withdrawal papers under duress in a mental hospital, and being given the impression that you had…

It's not that hard to find sane politicians at all. They're just hushed down by these idiots.

Hahaha! You said "sane Republicans"!!!

Uncle Sugar funds your boner pills, Fuckabee. Uncle Sugar also funds penis pumps and implants. Tell us, why don't you men accept impotence for what it so clearly is? God's Will For You.

Well, at least they didn't make her Uranus...

I don't know all their staffers personally, but I bet they are.

As a graphic designer this cover makes me gag. New York Times, it is time to get off GIMP

Wow, how terrified of Hillary ARE all these guys, anyway? Every time she's on a magazine cover nowadays, she's a body part or a photo manip or a stock clipping— as though showing her whole actual self might invoke her to suddenly materialize in front of them.

It's all about the Tiffany name and the status conferred upon those who can afford it.

Oh good, they picked this one. I have a friend at the NYT and they said the other option was her face on a giant testicle.

Do you remember how furious conservatives were about how sexist it was to put a flattering but unphotoshopped closeup of Palin on the cover of Newsweek? Let me just find a comfortable chair while I wait for them to go after the Times for this bullshit.

"I don't get the romantic lead very often." — someone please get on this, what are we waiting for.

You should know. You've dealt with the public.

I want to live every day of my life in this dress:

I think the whole look is cute.

I just . . . I don't. Let me see if I have this right:
1. So . . . if you're single and poor then you're not allowed to have sex. I mean, you could, because maybe you're a godless tart, but you run the risk of getting pregnant, because you definitely shouldn't use contraception.
2. If you're single and poor and you get…

Just so I have the "How to be a Republican Success Story" straight, for the record:

Politically successful women are damned if they do and damned if they don't do the mothering thing. Wendy Davis is too busy to properly rear her children! She is a bad woman. DON'T VOTE FOR HER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

I CAN NOT fucking wait to vote Davis for Governor of Texas.