Seemed to work for Jesus.

"Kids Against Divorce" ... and by "Kids" we mean 50-something fundamentalist Christians.

Hmmmm. Jan 20th. Jan 20th. What's the proper way to celebrate the anniversary of not her being sworn in as Vice President?

This is what people say at the beginning of EVERY horror movie.

And that's fine for you. But no one gets to tell anyone how to mourn or not mourn. Anericans, in general, have real issues with death. Dwelling isn't healthy, but this child's death just happened. And ignoring death sure doesn't make it go away.

MY OPINION AND BELIEFS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER. DERP DERP DERP.

The anniversary of my dad's death is coming up, and you asked for stories of "slight hauntings," so I think I'll share this story again:

The point is that using the bible as a guide for how we ought to run our government is stupid, because the bible is often shitty and violent. And by highlighting the sheer brutality of the bible with a visual aid, she's demonstrating how arbitrary bible thumpers are about what they choose to follow from it.

Why does them being overweight mean they're not beautiful?

she said they're overweight and beautiful. what the fuck are you talking about?

HA! I bet the kids are in trunk, too.

They also think that sex is something you do TO a woman, not WITH her. They think it's degrading (sort of) for the woman and "score!" for the man. So they're all, "Fuck women. I hate them. They're so stupid and bitchy and emotional....which is why I screw one every chance I get."

Easy: They want fuck toys, not people. They don't have sex with women, they do sex to women, or want women to do sex to them. We're basically fleshlights with a life-support system to them, and they'd like to uninstall the "thinks for herself" feature.

How does this relate to the holidays?

Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…

Her skin looks very very even. But maybe she just has fantastic skin. They can do a lot with lighting/levels/ect. I doubt there is zero post-production put in.

I've got cousins who shop at Aerie, so to this I would like to say:

It probably doesn't taste very good, if they need controversy to market it.

"Rape is a violent crime no doubt. I think you can find a shitload of other beer names (esp IPAs) that refer to murder, assassination, assault, etc. Do you think these are less serious crimes? Are you just overly sensitive to sexual provocation?"

I was 10 when this happened and it remains one of the greatest things human drama stories that happened during my lifetime. I always enjoy revisiting it.