*white man voice* As a man, people tell me to cut my hair all the time. I will chose to ignore the socio-historical context in which Black women's hair exists and the political nature of possessing and choosing to wear Black hair naturally. I will apply false equivalencies in this situation and continue to view…

Fuck. this. SHIT.

Thing is, they take those models who are thin and beautiful, and then they Photoshop them anyways.

huh, i feel like youve completely missed the point. The problem with the photoshopped models is not that they are beautifull....its that they are conveying a "beauty" and a look which is 100% impossible to produce in the natural world and doesn't actually exist.

It's called thin white girl hair. I've got a lot of hair, but I've also got this terrible affliction. It's just something you can't get rid of, no matter how much product and ironing you use.

I feel like, if you can't wear the dress without wanting to add illusion netting patches, then maybe you should find another dress. Or maybe just another solution. Leave the illusion netting to figure skaters.

I just think, if you're going to wear this, do so without the sheer illusion panel. It's like "I want to be sassy and sexy and...no don't tailor it so it fits just stick some panty hose up in there thanks." Double sided tape, TaySwi.

But how hard is it really to ask? To cover your bases and to honor and respect that someone else worked hard on it first before you rip it?

Today is my 58th Birthday! I feel great! Can I get a Woot-Woot? Cool. Survived a lot of shit and got grey hair, but life is good. Rock On, Jezebels!

I ordered my wedding dress! I ordered my wedding dress!

To the people who argued nonsense at me the last time I said this, I'm going to say this again: I think Anonymous are heroes.

I can't decide what's more frustrating - that people like Hunter Moore exist or that people are so up tight over nudity that a woman can lose her job over private photos leaked for all the world to see.

I passed that turkey backstage and I thought for one second about putting it over my head and like running out, but then I thought "Ehhh you have enough attention. Maybe it's time to rest."

Embroidered leather boxing shorts.

Couldn't it stand to reason that the happier you are in your marriage, the better looking you think your partner is?

I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

Southern Methodist University, or Sons of Millionaires University, as it's known in these parts, is a private school catering to the reasonably well-to-do. With this in mind, I propose the following modification to this thesis:

This directly contradicts the findings that Dr. Jimmy Soul published in 1963. Many remember the white paper he released via the prestigious Billboard 100, where he posited: