You forgot the "skinny woman are people too" police.

The waves of concern trolling (esp by dudes who are "just trying to help" and "not trying to police anyone's body") are causing pretty severe eyerollitis

Daniel Dae Kim:

This has motivated me to start a "hot celebrity men of color" (and by men of color I mean any guy that is not white) thread in response to People Magazines lack of sexy men of color on their list. So ladies, post as many pictures as you want! I'll start:

To save half of you the trouble: OMG Fatties R Bad. Shame on you Laura for being a fatpologist! Health! CONCERN!!

Yes, that's exactly what she was saying.

I understand that and I get what you're saying. But, he and his partisan congress pushed a dangerous, disgusting agenda. That he feels no remorse for HIS terrible decisions and bad leadership speaks volumes of his character.

This article is right: he's not an affable, aging gentleman. Everyone in his administration…

I didn't really see the word Obama or awesome in this article. How about we cut the false equivalency bullshit and call a spade a spade. If Obama had promised us weapons of mass destruction and there weren't weapons of mass destruction, his head would be on a pike in front of Sean Hannity's house.

I was just going to say - isn't he ten times more slimy than Adam Levine? And friends, that is saying something.

No

Please just calm down and be reasonable.

Guyagnosis?

You are not broken. This was not funny. What would have been funny is if they had picked a real instance when a girl was being an asshole.

Leggings are "boring and predictable", he says, as though his jeans are exciting and unexpected.

I'm giving serious side eye to the guy who knew what a peplum is and didn't describe it as "a shirt with a ruffle at the bottom"

"We want to be an ageless, raceless, weightless agency."

"Walmart, I'm loving everything about you!"

Luanne and Buckley are forever jumping on the big trampoline in the sky.

Oh, sure.

When they stage an obnoxious, reductionist stunt about undocumented migrants, it "sparks" a campus-wide "discussion."

But when I tell the Young Conservatives of Texas that Rick Perry was a better collegiate cheerleader than George Bush, it "sparks" a hail of Sperry topsiders and accusations of treason.

Maybe…