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Yeah I agree, I'm not really a fan of Adam Levine but I guess if you can look past his serial dating of models...he's appealing because high pitched singing? Idk, to each his own. I don't fawn much over celebs anymore but here are my sexiest contributions...

Isaiah Mustafa (actor).

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

I was going to ask who the hell is Courtney Stodden!

Well...at the end of the day, feminism is about making sure women have the power and the choice to do whatever they want. If Miley wants to go around naked and rub herself against giant teddy bears, it's her choice. and if miss Stodden wants to look like a pornstar with more surgery... again...her body, her choice.

Who the hell is Bethenny Frankel?

A toxicology report indicates that she was legally intoxicated, with a blood alcohol level more than double the legal limit of .08 and traces of marijuana in her system

1.) Did Guy Fieri and Donnie Wahlberg make a baby?!

I'm guessing that verse is found in Shitimadeup 13:2, which is also where God says that women should just get in the kitchen and make men a sammich already. And something about chatty lesbians is probably in there too.

God says that women should shut up if they want boyfriends.

The face may be funny, sure.

But that necklace? All business.

Texas?

I thought they seceded.

God knows they won't stop talking about it . . . .

Pretty impressive set of kids - articulate, funny, able to identify bullshit when they see it.

Key and Peele are THE BEST.
That is all.

Jessica Williams has made the leap into being a really, really strong member of the crew, hasn't she? She has this perfect mix of "WTF?" and a really wicked gleam to her eye that works for the show.

REMEMBER LADIES, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEAN IN.

You might call 0 unfairly low.