So before the "BUT BIRTH DEFECTS" brigade comes marching in, let's consider the per capita rates of various issues based on maternal age. We will assume that paternal age is either a non-factor or constant at "whatevs" because this is about women being shamed into babby-making, not the other way around.) Also because…

According to another poll, 100% of people on my couch right now think Americans need to mind their own damn business.

...sorry, I was just trying to help!

Christ, it's like a political cartoon come to life, except most of the time millionaires have their employees in Congress wield the tire iron.

No, you were supposed to PRETEND to like sports to nail down a man. Once you have nailed down said man, you're supposed to smile adoringly at him and his man-child friends while you bring them beer and wings! (Would you like a frilly apron to wear while you're serving them?)

LI SHANG. DONE.

My very first crush was cartoon George Harrison.

So let me get this straight. They knew these boys were involved in an incident that led to reports being filed with the police for sexual assault, and continued to foster an environment where these boys had complete access to their younger female peers?

When people say they don't understand the meaning of the term rape culture, please refer them to this article. Why did this group continue to exist for so long? Rape culture. Why did the adults do nothing? Rape culture. Why did the police do nothing? Rape culture. Why did the school do nothing? Rape culture. …

And here I was praying that it was, by some miracle, from J. Crew, and thus, attainable by us mere mortals.

Shouldn't you be reading about, commenting on and trying to fix less trivial things then? I'll wait...

Because it's a chance to shit on women. Are they covering the endless disgusting shit that Redditors and 4Chan users say all day fucking long? No, but some casually catty comments about ugly babies coming from women is news.

So basically, standing in one spot and being very thin is really the only way to wear Lululemon pants?

This is sort of how I imagine everyone at Jezebel works...

No. Shut up and go away.

I just showed my brother the pictures of her, telling him how she's meant to be plus sized and he said "Yeh, she's probably size 1, that's plus-sized, bigger than zero".

And people ALSO have the right to object to a sports club taking children to a venue which peddles in the sexual objectification of women.

There is a difference between seeing something on a music awards show and an authority figure associated with your academic life sanctioning it.

Apparently they're one and the same. Pray we don't get into 3D shit.