Remember her Charles Taylor testimony? This ain’t her first rodeo.

This seems to be one of Joan Summers’ pet projects - recasting Naomi Campbell as a great gal and any negative coverage of her as obvious misogyny and racism. It is a weird pet project to choose.

The nonstop attempt to introduce Naomi 2.0: “The Nice Version” is still a difficult pill to swallow - precisely because she’s been such a pill for 30 years. Ask anyone who ever worked for her (or their worker’s comp claim for injuries sustained).

This kind of warmed my heart. I hope he really is just helping her out (not that I really see a reason not to believe him).

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

Miley is insufferable. I have not seen Liam in anything but the Hunger Games. My opinions don't really matter to anyone but me!

Y’all, California has a 6 month “cooling off period” before divorces can be finalized. Stay tuned...

Nicole Kidman is now playing the same role (Gretchen Carlson) her oldest and best friend Naomi Watts just played (and played really well)! 

It’s insane. I literally don’t see Charlize there. I straight up didn’t recognize her in the trailer.

Seriously y’all have to check out this menu, I actually went back to it because I couldn’t shake how irritated I was the first time. The food is from 1996, the formatting is bad (and I’m looking at it on a desktop!), the spelling is Dan Quale-tier embarrassing, the pricing was set by a lunatic, and the kerning is…

...orange cream sauce? On fish?

So it’s like sweet *and* dairy on seafood?

It’s not listed on SUR’s online menu, but if their kitchen is as incompetent as their CSS I’d believe the poisoning story. 

I play pretty competitive mens softball and there is a guy that I think is almost 80 who still plays on an upper level team.  His grand sons play in the league.  He can place a hard line drive almost anyhere he wants and is still one of the best second basemen in the league.  

Old guys that can pitch strikes, and slap singles always have a spot on the team. Especially when they can get a pinch-runner after they get on 1st base.

And I bet that old asshole pitches a 12-foot-high rainbow with backspin. Damn those old assholes, with their decades of experience and training and being better than me at softball. Assholes.

“[her] head suddenly whipped back, causing her body to move backwards as well, as she felt a hot sensation rise from her stomach, into her chest and then into her throat that she was unable to control. [...] Her head came forward while vomit filled her mouth, and [she] began vomiting profusely.” The situation…

This sucks. I love Tom Holland’s Spiderman.

Have Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff been broken up as long as they were together? It's like listening to someone still complaining about their high school relationship. 😬

HARD disagree! It’s not even the best of the 3 (thatd be 2). The Danny Elfman theme is prettu good, and obviously JK Simmons is great. But MJ is a totally useless character, Dunst/Maguire have little chemistry, the Green Goblin costume looks RIDICULOUS, pretty much any of the non J Jonah Jameson dialogue is cringey....

100% would watch

They just knew they would have to have even more pledge drives if they gave away too many trips.